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Never lie to a woman …

A man called home and said to his wife ”Honey, I’ve been asked to go fishing up in Queensland with my boss & a few of his mates; we’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box? We’re leaving straight from the office so I’ll swing by the house to pick up my things … Oh … and please pack my new blue silk pyjamas.”

The wife thought this fishing trip sounded a bit fishy, but being the good wife she was, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he came home a little tired, but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he had caught many fish?

“Oh yes!” he said. “Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked?”

You’ll love the answer …

The wife replied, “I did. They’re in your fishing box …”

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